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The People’s Classifieds · Est. 2026 · By the People, For the People

34 Listings Today

&star; Editor’s Pick &star;

FIRST EDITION KURT VONNEGUT — BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

Hardcover, 1973, Delacorte Press. Dust jacket in very good condition with minimal shelf wear. Book itself is near fine. ...

— ANNOUNCEMENTS —

&star;FREE LITTLE LIBRARY — NOW OPEN

Built a free little library in front of my house on Bayshore Drive. Take a book, leave a book. Stocked with 50 paperbacks to start. Hoping the neighborhood keeps it alive. All genres welcome.

Tampa, FLMar 3

WELCOME TO THE DAILY PAGE

This is a community classifieds board, styled like the newspaper your grandparents used to read. Post your ads, find what you need, connect with real people. No algorithms, no feeds, no nonsense. Just classifieds.

Mar 3

— FOR SALE —

FREE Black Leather Couch – Pickup Only

Giving away a black leather couch in good condition for free. Modern, simple design that works great in apartments, condos, offices, or guest rooms. ✔️ Comfortable and supportive ✔️ No major damage ✔️ Easy to clean surface ✔️ Smoke-free home Approximate size: standard 3-seat sofa. Free to whoever can pick it up. Located in downtown Montreal. First come first served

0Montreal, QCMar 5

&star;FIRST EDITION KURT VONNEGUT — BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

Hardcover, 1973, Delacorte Press. Dust jacket in very good condition with minimal shelf wear. Book itself is near fine. Vonnegut's own illustrations throughout. A treasure for the right reader.

$475Cambridge, MAMar 3

HAND-THROWN CERAMIC MUGS — BATCH OF 12

Wood-fired stoneware mugs, each slightly different. Rich earth tones with ash glaze. Made in my Leslieville studio. Perfect for a cafe or someone who wants mugs with soul.

$18 each / $180 for all 12Toronto, ONMar 3

&star;HAND-FORGED CHEF KNIFE — DAMASCUS STEEL

8-inch gyuto, 67 layers of Damascus steel, Texas mesquite handle. Made in my garage workshop. Lifetime guarantee. Each knife is one of a kind.

$340Austin, TXMar 3

VINTAGE POLAROID SX-70 — MINT CONDITION

Original 1972 Polaroid SX-70 Land Camera. Freshly refurbished, new leather skin. Comes with 2 packs of film. A beautiful piece of history that still takes gorgeous photos.

$285Brooklyn, NYMar 3

VINTAGE TYPEWRITER — ROYAL QUIET DELUXE

Beautiful 1955 Royal Quiet Deluxe portable typewriter in forest green. Fully serviced, new ribbon installed. Types like a dream. Perfect for writers who appreciate the real thing.

$285Portland, ORMar 3

MID-CENTURY DANISH TEAK DESK

Solid teak writing desk, circa 1962. Three drawers, brass pulls. Minor patina consistent with age. A serious piece of furniture for a serious person.

$450Brooklyn, NYMar 3

COLLECTION OF VINYL RECORDS — 200+

Moving and must part with my collection. Jazz, soul, classic rock, some rare pressings. Will sell individually or as lot. Come browse.

VariousSan Francisco, CAMar 3

— SERVICES —

Real Estate Agents: Get Cited by ChatGPT, Not Just Google

60% of searches end without a click now. When a buyer asks AI "who's the best agent in Montreal. Are you coming up? Area Authority builds your content engine in 5 minutes: blog posts, community guides, neighborhood pages, full Schema.org markup. $600+ of SEO built into every page. Starting at $149/mo, 14 days free.

149Montreal, QCMar 5

HANDWRITTEN LOVE LETTERS — FOR HIRE

Can't find the words? I'll find them for you. Tell me your story, I'll write the letter in beautiful calligraphy on cotton paper. Sealed with wax. Anniversaries, apologies, proposals, just-because.

From $45Portland, ORMar 3

BICYCLE TUNE-UPS — YOUR GARAGE OR MINE

Certified mechanic, 15 years experience. Full tune-up includes brake adjustment, derailleur alignment, wheel truing, chain cleaning and lube. I bring all tools. Spring is coming — get ready.

$65Toronto, ONMar 3

MOBILE VINYL RECORD CLEANING

Professional ultrasonic record cleaning service. I come to you. Your collection deserves better than a carbon fiber brush. Restores warmth and removes decades of grime. References available.

$3/recordLos Angeles, CAMar 3

GUITAR LESSONS — ALL LEVELS

Patient, experienced guitarist offering private lessons. Blues, rock, folk, jazz. Your place or mine. First lesson free.

$40/hrAustin, TXMar 3

FREELANCE COPYWRITER — WORDS THAT WORK

Experienced copywriter available for hire. Websites, emails, ads, manifestos. Fast turnaround, fair rates. Let me make your words sing.

Mar 3

HANDYMAN — NO JOB TOO SMALL

Leaky faucet? Squeaky door? Shelf that needs hanging? 20 years experience fixing things that need fixing. Reasonable rates, honest work.

Philadelphia, PAMar 3

— HOUSING —

CABIN SHARE — SALT SPRING ISLAND — SUMMER

Looking for a quiet, respectful person to share a 2-bedroom cedar cabin for July-August. Ocean view, wood stove, outdoor shower. No wifi by design. Ideal for writers, artists, people who need to think.

$900/moSalt Spring Island, BCMar 3

SUNNY STUDIO — WILLIAMSBURG — JUNE 1ST

Top floor walkup, south-facing windows, exposed brick, original hardwood. Laundry in building. No brokers fee. Cat-friendly. Near L train.

$2,200/moBrooklyn, NYMar 3

SUNNY 1BR APT — AVAILABLE APRIL

Top floor, south-facing windows, hardwood throughout. Quiet street, close to everything. Laundry in basement. No pets, no smoking. References required.

$1,200/moChicago, ILMar 3

— EMPLOYMENT —

SEEKING ANALOG PHOTOGRAPHER FOR WEDDING

Getting married October 12th in Big Sur. Want someone who shoots exclusively on film. Medium format preferred. We want the photos to feel like memories, not content. Budget flexible for the right person.

Big Sur, CAMar 3

SMALL BAKERY SEEKS EARLY RISER

Looking for someone who loves bread and 4am alarms. Experience preferred but will train the right person. Must be reliable and enjoy working with your hands.

$18/hr + breadDenver, COMar 3

— WANTED —

SEEKING CHESS OPPONENT — CAPITOL HILL

Intermediate player looking for regular games in person. Not online — I want to sit across from a human, think slowly, and lose gracefully. Wednesday evenings preferred. I will bring the board.

Seattle, WAMar 3

LOOKING FOR OLD CHICAGO NEON SIGNS

Collector seeking vintage neon signs from Chicago bars, diners, hotels — especially pre-1970. Working or not. Will pay fair prices and pick up. These signs are disappearing and they deserve to be preserved.

Chicago, ILMar 3

LOOKING FOR BANDMATES

Drummer and bassist seeking guitarist and vocalist for garage rock project. Influences: Ty Segall, Thee Oh Sees, Black Lips. Must have own gear and transportation. Rehearsal space available.

Nashville, TNMar 3

— PERSONALS —

SEEKING SOMEONE WHO STILL WRITES LETTERS

Old-fashioned? Maybe. I write letters by hand with a fountain pen and I am looking for someone who appreciates that. Age, gender, location don't matter. Just someone who believes the mail should bring joy.

St. Petersburg, FLMar 3

MISSED CONNECTION — COFFEE SHOP ON 5TH

You were reading Borges. I was pretending to work on my laptop. You had paint on your hands. We made eye contact twice. I should have said hello. This is me saying hello.

New York, NYMar 3

— MISSED CONNECTIONS —

MARCHÉ JEAN-TALON — SAMEDI DERNIER

You were buying tomatoes and asked my opinion on the heirloom vs. roma. I said heirloom, always. You smiled and said "a person of taste." I have been thinking about it all week. Heirloom person, where are you?

Montreal, QCMar 3

BLUE LINE — TUESDAY 8AM — YOU HAD HEADPHONES

We both got on at Logan Square. You were listening to something and mouthing the words. Our eyes met like four times. I was in the green jacket. This is ridiculous but here I am.

Chicago, ILMar 3

SILVER LAKE DOG PARK — WEDNESDAY

Your golden retriever and my border collie were best friends for 45 minutes. You wore a Pavement t-shirt. We talked about the new Trader Joes. I forgot to get your number.

Los Angeles, CAMar 3

&star;GIRL WITH THE RED UMBRELLA — UNION SQUARE

You were reading Dostoevsky on the bench near the farmers market, Saturday morning. I was the guy who almost tripped over your dog. You laughed. I should have said something. Coffee sometime?

New York, NYMar 3

— YOUR STARS TODAY —

♈Aries(Mar 21 — Apr 19)

Your social circle expands. The new connection proves valuable.

♉Taurus(Apr 20 — May 20)

Someone from your past may resurface. Keep an open mind.

♊Gemini(May 21 — Jun 20)

An invitation arrives. Accept it — even if it's not your usual scene.

♋Cancer(Jun 21 — Jul 22)

Your intuition is sharp today. If something feels off, it probably is.

♌Leo(Jul 23 — Aug 22)

Romance is in the air. Say what you've been meaning to say.

♍Virgo(Aug 23 — Sep 22)

Someone needs your help more than they'll admit. Offer it anyway.

♎Libra(Sep 23 — Oct 22)

The universe rewards those who show up. Show up today.

♏Scorpio(Oct 23 — Nov 21)

Your patience will be tested. The reward for endurance is great.

♐Sagittarius(Nov 22 — Dec 21)

A secret comes to light. How you respond matters more than the secret itself.

♑Capricorn(Dec 22 — Jan 19)

Your energy peaks in the late morning. Schedule important tasks then.

♒Aquarius(Jan 20 — Feb 18)

Your reputation precedes you today. Make sure it's the right one.

♓Pisces(Feb 19 — Mar 20)

A childhood memory holds the key to a current dilemma.

Horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only